*Extremely Staind voice* It's been a while. Also, because I'm weeks behind, several good trailers (mostly just John Wick) have to be compared to Star Wars which, lolz. Instead of the typical rankings at the end of this post, I'm doing something a little bit different. Because the Star Wars trailer has me so hyped, it really felt like it…

Any good trailers come out last week? Also, two trailers use the same needle drop of "Nobody Speak" by Shadow featuring Run The Jewels. I have no analysis of this. Just a fun little tidbit. Good Boys (Red Band) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF1F9dIbNqM Although I'm not usually a fan of anything that plays before a trailer, steering into the…

I was late after week one because there wasn't enough to write about, late for week two because the Sunday before posting was garbage. Here's this, in which I talk about another movie I will absolutely love/hate/rejoice/regret seeing in theaters thanks to Ari Aster. The Secret Life of Pets 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_8cQYEXEZE This is, I believe,…

Was able to stay up to date this time around, which I regret because I had to watch a trailer for Fifty Shades 4 Teenz, but I also got to see a surprisingly dope teaser for the sequel to the most oversaturated movie in recent memory, and a couple other movies I'm surprisingly here for, so…

I really should stop letting myself get behind on this. I did not include any of the small Super Bowl Ads because even I don't hate myself enough for that. Also, I took out some others, including trailers of movies that are already out by the day this gets posted, movies that are now going…

This week is kind of wild. We have an M. Night Shyamalan movie I'm excited for, a movie whose star is a silent sheep, people revolting against a decade-long alien presence, the most boring thing on the face of the Earth, and Godzilla going one-v-one against a three-headed Titan. What a time to be alive.…

NOTE: I wanted to keep both of the original introductions included below because another trailer ended up coming out, and not only did it come out, it was my favorite one of the week. So. Yeah. It was a roller coaster. NOTE: I wanted to keep the original language I had drafted for this post,…

I always love the week after I get myself caught up after falling behind for like a month because there are only like 5 trailers and it's such a relief. Artemis Fowl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlBep9uFjI I vaguely recall reading the first book in this series when it first came out, which is to say that I have…

Yeah, I know. Miss Bala https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-kPf-n4Mto I wish I was more excited about a Gina Rodriguez-led action thriller, but from what I can tell, she is the only thing really worth getting excited about here. The story itself, a remake of a Mexican film from 2011, seems like it could be exciting, but could also…

Most of these trailers dropped on like Thursday and Friday, so what had been an easy week led to something that vaguely resembles effort. Pet Sematary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VllcgXSIJkE We've been getting some really strong adaptations of Stephen King properties lately (not counting The Dark Tower, because, what even?), and that seems to remain the case with…